today seems as good as any to post the greatest political speech of all times. team america. written by trey parker and matt stone. be prepared for profanity.
i honestly don’t even know what to say. i could spend years thinking of the greatest possible news story and wouldn’t come close to this. i smell a tv movie …
james orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.
i’ve got news for district attorney david prem, who thinks this is a ploy by orr to be deemed mentally insane: this is no ploy; james orr is as insane as they come.
“starter motor repair” by the jerky boys.
“350 pieces? what the f#ck you talking about? pounds, baby, POUNDS!”
sometimes, i wished i’d never said anything. other times, i hoped i’d said it differently. almost always i reached the conclusion that whatever i did, it wouldn’t have been enough. but I waited anyway.
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| — | excerpt from moments in a box. by ben rohrbach. chapter 20. (via onemansjunk) |
